“A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.”
“The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.”
“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.”
“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.”
“It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
“I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!’, ‘Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld episode “The Van Buren Boys” – broadcast on February 6, 1997′
“Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear… a little support, comfort, and freedom.”
‘Jerry Seinfeld’, ‘US comedian & television actor (1954 – )
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September 9th, 2010 at 6:11 pm
Great Post.. Here’s one more quote from the Yada Yada episode:
“Don’t you see what Whatley is after? Total joke-telling immunity! He’s already got the big two religions covered. If he ever gets Polish citizenship, there’ll be no stopping him.”
james´s last [type] ..The Shoes