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Barack Obama Picks Joe Biden For VP

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

Barack Obama Picks Joe Biden For VPJoe Biden For VP Barack Obama Picks

Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama has chosen 65-year-old Senator Joe Biden as his vice-presidential running mate. reports CNN

The Republican Party’s presidential candidate, John McCain, has still not chosen his running mate.

Your Thoughts on This? :)

Sami

McCain and Obama in Comic Books

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

McCain and Obama in Comic Books

Presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCainwill be featured in a pair of comic books based on their lives the Fall.

The stories were independently illustrated and researched by an experienced team of artists and writers. San Diego-based publisher IDW Publishing will release the books to comic book shops on October 8th.

“We’re not doing anything that is sensational here,” IDW special projects editor Scott Dunbier says. “We’re sticking to the facts.”

This gives a whole new meaning “To see you in the funny papers.” :lol:

Sami

Paris Hilton Britney Spears in a McCain ad

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

What do you get when you mix Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Barack Obama? The latest John McCain ad. In his constant effort to try and destroy the amazing following that Obama has, McCain has created this ad with the hopes of making people feel as if he is nothing more than a celebrity and that he will make a horrible President. In essence, he is comparing Barack Obama to Hilton and Spears. Would you want either of them to be your President? I know I wouldn’t want them.

So, it brings about a question that I have been thinking of since I first saw this advertisement. Should celebrities be allowed in ads? Do you think that Hilton and Spears should be thrown into these ads or do you think that they, along with all other celebrities, should be kept out of these advertisements?

Part of me says keep them the hell out. Barack Obama is not, under any circumstances, comparable to Paris Hilton or Britney Spears. Barack Obama is a respectable man. What is respectable about those two women? They can definitely get on the front page of tabloids like no one’s business. If that’s a feat, then hey, compare the two of them. But, I bet I could get on the front page of a tabloid too if I did something horrendous.
Look…I know John McCain is getting desperate, but don’t compare politicians to celebrities. What next? A website like Facebook? Oh wait…BarackBook.com already exists. McCain…Stop with these kind of ads and focus on the issues. Focus on what you’re good at: doing something political. These ads are just ridiculous. Keep the celebrities off the ads and stop comparing Obama to a celebrity.

So much for a clean, respectable campaign, huh? At least one of the politicians isn’t using stupid ads to try and win the election. Oh well.

Sami

Up Date Daddy Hilton Might not be to Happy beings he donated $4600 to the McCain campaign.

Few the Facts Here

Source http://www.fec.gov/disclosure.shtml

Miley Cyrus 15 yr old Whore for Auction

Monday, July 21st, 2008

Miley Cyrus 15 yr old Whore for AuctionSo…The scantily clad pictures were not enough. Oh no. If those had been enough, we may actually have some peace and quiet from all this Miley Cyrus news. But of course, the fifteen year old girl (whore) needs to get her name out there in the news EVEN MORE! This just in…She’s not auctioning herself out to anyone for charity. Yes, ladies and gentlemen…If you want to go on a date with a fifteen year old whore, just bid.

I don’t get it…I really don’t get it. Does she have no respect for herself? First, she takes pictures of her half clothed. Okay, she did that a few times. And now she has an auction for her time. Is she desperate for the public attention? Can she not do it any other way? And the worst part is there are barely ANY rules to this auction!

I see this going real bad. Pedophiles are going to line up to take her on a date. “Sure, I’ll take you on a date, Miley!” This is ridiculous. Chances are, a rich pedophile will take her out. But, what do you do if you’re not rich and can’t afford to take her out? Don’t worry! She’s trying to make even more money off of her symbol. If you want, you can buy some of her used clothes.

Dude…USED MILEY CYRUS CLOTHES! Guess what that is. Every pedophile’s dream! Now they can own a piece of her clothing. Is her father a moron? What the hell kind of Father lets his daughter let her auction off her clothing? We know where that clothing is going to go! It will feed the habits of those that love kiddie porn.

Can you do us a favor Miley? Gain some self respect. You’re really annoying and your attempts to be cool like Paris Hilton or whatever are just horrible failures. Such a whore…

Sami

Balthazar and Sienna Have No Respect for Anyone

Friday, July 18th, 2008

Balthazar and Sienna Have No Respect for Anyone

Well I don’t condone affairs. In no way do I think that having an affair is a noble, honorable, nice thing to do. But, if you are going to have an affair and you’re really going to be so stupid to do it, for God’s sake, don’t get caught! Or, more importantly…At least TRY and hide the fact that you’re having an affair from the general public.

Unfortunately, Sienna Miller cannot seem to keep her top on or Balthazar’s hands off her. Balthazar Getty, father to four, and husband to Rosetta, has been seen in numerous occasions now with Sienna Miller. As friends? Oh no. Sienna has been seen near naked or naked, his hands all over her and the same goes for Balthazar. One photographer got a picture of Sienna grabbing Balthazar’s balls and Balthazar cupping Sienna’s boobs.

Alright, alright…Are you two just plain DUMB?! Do you have no respect for anyone but yourselves? First off, you’re married Balthazar. If you want out of the marriage, get the hell out of the marriage. Secondly, you’ve got four kids. If you’re at all a caring Father, you wouldn’t be doing this and making your kids’ mother (your WIFE) leave the nation she lived in because of all the damn publicity that has come from this.

Oh, but you don’t care at all, do you? No, no, no…If you cared, you’d have stayed in America. Instead, the two decided to go to Italy where Mrs. Grey had gone earlier to escape the publicity. The two were found naked on an Italian hotel balcony, once again, groping each other. Are they stupid or just like to be caught?

But hey…Maybe they really love each other. They are planning on buying a house together because Sienna does not want to be in the Family house where there is so much bad history. I think this is ridiculous. This is not love, this is rubbish.

I don’t like affairs and I don’t think they’re good. But, if you want to be with another woman (or man), leave your significant other. And if you’re just so damn afraid to do that, DON’T GET CAUGHT! But, I guess Balthazar and Sienna just don’t give a flying F about that, do they? Show some respect you pig.

Sami

NOTE: Check out the full photo set over at Splash News

Barbie the new Doll for Whores

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Barbie the new Doll for WhoresSo what do you get when you take my childhood toy (the Barbie) and mix it with Miley Cyrus? Just joking…But, what do you get when you take my childhood toy and mix it with some S&M? You got it…S&M Barbie. Every girl’s favorite doll has suddenly become every parent’s nightmare when it comes to their kids learning about sex. “Mommy, why is she wearing leather and fishnets? Can I wear that?” Boy, that’s a catastrophe waiting to happen.

So, what does all of this mean for those of us who remember Barbie when all she cared about was getting a date with Ken? Means nothing. What does it mean if you hated Barbie in the first place? That you have ammunition against her. The religious group, Christian Voice, said, “Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far. A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth.”

I don’t think I’d agree with them about her always having been on the tarty side. I mean yes, she always wore short skirts and stuff, but how many girls do we know that wear short skirts. Does that mean that ANY girl that wears a mini-skirt is a prostitute? That’s insulting. Just because you don’t look good in a mini doesn’t mean you should bash the others who do.

So, what do you think? Think that Barbie has gone just a little bit too far or do you think that this is just another cool thing? I mean…People evolve. Girls are wearing ‘tarty’ clothes now-a-days, so what does it matter if this is a bit S&M? Is Mattel just pushing it a bit too far or is this alright? Leave a comment and let me know your opinion on S&M…I mean…Black Canary Barbie.

Sami

Miley Cyrus Sex Idiot in the Making

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Miley Cyrus Sex Idiot in the MakingSo what do you get when you get an idiot who wants to be successful? Miley Cyrus. First she can’t keep her clothes on. Then she can’t keep her clothes on. Then she gets wet in her clothes. And the idiot cannot find a way to keep those images from leaking to the public. Look, if you’re going to get naked, have fun and do it, but don’t get caught every time.

Anyways…Today, Miley Cyrus did an interview with TV guide. Cool. While talking about what she is working on, her new album release (please don’t make me listen to that shit) and all of the other stuff, some interesting questions and statements came up. Two in particular come to mind.

“On what she’d like to work on in the future: “I’d love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City.”

No way. A younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City? Alright, alright…So let me get this straight. Instead of grown adults having sex, you want it to be TEENAGERS having sex? Cool, cool…Wait…Cleaner too. So, you’ll have real big emphasis on the guys putting a condom on and all of that? You know, to prevent against getting the herpes, syphilis, HIV, and other STDs that come from having too much sex. How the HELL can you have a clean version of Sex and the City. Listen to the title! SEX!

Okay, okay…So, maybe it’ll be a little cleaner. No, I take that back. Any show you with that might have the mention of sex is going to be dirty. Why? You’re a whore. Picture anyone?

Then she says: “I don’t dwell on negativity. I want to be a positive role model.”

Rock on…I don’t either. But then again, when people look up to me, it’s because I’m actually a role model. Stop taking off your clothes and go plant a tree or something. Then you’ll be a role model.

Let’s see…Who else has a sex tape? Oh yeah, Paris Hilton. She’s a plain out idiot and it looks like you’re following suit…Just a plain idiot. When’s your video being released?

Sami

CD Releases July 15, 2008

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

CD Releases July 15, 2008Elisa: Dancing

Ace Young: Ace Young

Blackmore’s Night: Secret Voyage

Delta Goodrem: Delta

Bajofondo: Mar Dulce

LLoyd: Lesson in Love

David Banner
: Greatest Story Ever Told

Randy Travis: Around the Bend

The Hold Steady: Stay Positive

Wire
: Object 47

John Mellencamp
: Life, Death, Love and Freedom

Nas: Untitled

O.A.R.: All Sides

Playboy Wants Bloggers Naked

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Playboy Asks: Who are some more of the blogosphere’s sexiest women?

Playboy scanned the web for some of the hottest female bloggers and video bloggers (or “vloggers”) from the worlds of entertainment, finance, tech and sex, and they want to know who is your favorite.

Which Blogger Do You Want To See Nude?

Playboy Wants Bloggers Naked

Bloggers shown:

VOTE NOW for candidate to pose for Playboy.com.

Will I Just a little ticked off. Damm-it Playboy I’m a Female blogger and you never ask me to be on your list. :twisted: :roll: :D

Sami

What Movie Do You Want to See?

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

What Movie Do You Want to See?What Movie Do You Want to See?

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Hancock

Get Smart

Wall-E

Wanted

Kung Fu Panda

The Incredible Hulk

Kit Kittredge: An American Girl

Meet Dave

Other (tell me below)

Are you pumped for Hellboy as I am?  Will you see an already released movie? What recent movie will you go to this weekend? :)

Sami

Jamie Lynn Spears’ Post-Pregnancy Video

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

Just Something Fun I found I thought you might like.

How much do you think the actress look like Jamie Lynn Spears? Freaky isn’t it!

Sami

Tyra Banks in Wax Look my butt don’t jiggle

Thursday, July 3rd, 2008

Madame Tussauds has announced the unveiling of Tyra Banks’ in wax. I have always wanted to own a wax museum. Just think of it having all the Celebrities working for you 24hr a day 7 days a week and you don’t need to pay them. Photo Source: Dlisted

Tyra Banks in wax

From the pic you can tell which is the real Tyra right. But look the wax is better looking then the real thing. Plus in this case the wax can’t talk. :)

Just another plus for have a wax museum. Boy, I am really talking myself into a wax museum. So if any of you have any wax celebrities you want to get rid of let me know.  I might just buy them and start my own. :D

Sami

Porn on the Internet: Addicted to Sex

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Porn on the Internet Sex

It’s no secret that porn exists on the internet and, according to a recent study conducted by GOOD Magazine, we like it. The numbers speak volumes: 12% of the websites that exist are pornographic, 35% of internet downloads are for pornographic material, and 25% of search engines queries are for porn.

Want more proof? The U.S. generated $2.84 billion in revenue from internet porn in 2006, 89% of internet porn pages are produced in the U.S., 72% of internet porn users are men, and 70% of internet porn traffic occurs during the workday.

The study, conducted by Queen’s University in Belfast, Ireland, also revealed that 11% of Brits, 10% of Singaporeans, 8% of Aussies, and only 3% of the Dutch do the same. Clearly we Americains like porn, and we like it free. Reports reveal that pornographic DVD sales and rentals were down 15% to 25% in 2006, and free internet sites such as PornoTube.com are being blamed.

Is porn taboo anymore, or has it gone mainstream? Is America addicted to sex and internet porn? Let me Here your thoughts.

Sami

Hannah Montana Pen!s Candy????

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Hannah Montana Penis Candy



























Disney’s Hannah Montana candy was found at the local Walmart.

Ok now you be the judge? :D

Sami

Move over Diamonds Rubies are In

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

Scarlett Johansson showing off her Ruby RingHave you ever heard the old saying Diamonds are a girls best friend?

Well not true for today standards rubies are now the new in thing.

I just found a site that is all about rubies.

Did you know that Ruby are described and legendary by all because it has passionate red color. Beside for its color, it is a most desirable gemstone due to its hardness, strength, luster, and rareness. Transparent rubies of immense size are even rarer than diamonds.

No wonder some of the top Hollywood stars are now in rubies.

Searching that extraordinary anniversary gift? Celebrating a birthday? Shopping for Christmas? The perfect gift (anytime of the year), All can be discovered right there within the current catalog.

Having a difficult time deciding which item to get? Just surf through the entire Ruby Jewelry collection. If you’re a gentlemen shopping for that special lady in your life, or a lady searching just that right touch of rubies for the man in your life, look no further this site has it all.

http://www.likerubies.com/

Check out and let me know what you think.

Sami