“Lloyd Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles.”
“Lloyd There’s really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically they say you’re more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck That’s the worst I have this cousin, well y’know, I had this cousin…”
“Lloyd Hey, I guess they’re right senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the wheel–can still serve a purpose. I’ll be right back, don’t you go dying on me’)”
“Harry Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.”
“Lloyd What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me… ending up together.”
“Lloyd When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I’d do anything to bone her.”
‘Dumb & Dumber’
