So what do you get when you get an idiot who wants to be successful? Miley Cyrus. First she can’t keep her clothes on. Then she can’t keep her clothes on. Then she gets wet in her clothes. And the idiot cannot find a way to keep those images from leaking to the public. Look, if you’re going to get naked, have fun and do it, but don’t get caught every time.
Anyways…Today, Miley Cyrus did an interview with TV guide. Cool. While talking about what she is working on, her new album release (please don’t make me listen to that shit) and all of the other stuff, some interesting questions and statements came up. Two in particular come to mind.
“On what she’d like to work on in the future: “I’d love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City.”
No way. A younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City? Alright, alright…So let me get this straight. Instead of grown adults having sex, you want it to be TEENAGERS having sex? Cool, cool…Wait…Cleaner too. So, you’ll have real big emphasis on the guys putting a condom on and all of that? You know, to prevent against getting the herpes, syphilis, HIV, and other STDs that come from having too much sex. How the HELL can you have a clean version of Sex and the City. Listen to the title! SEX!
Okay, okay…So, maybe it’ll be a little cleaner. No, I take that back. Any show you with that might have the mention of sex is going to be dirty. Why? You’re a whore. Picture anyone?
Then she says: “I don’t dwell on negativity. I want to be a positive role model.”
Rock on…I don’t either. But then again, when people look up to me, it’s because I’m actually a role model. Stop taking off your clothes and go plant a tree or something. Then you’ll be a role model.
Let’s see…Who else has a sex tape? Oh yeah, Paris Hilton. She’s a plain out idiot and it looks like you’re following suit…Just a plain idiot. When’s your video being released?
Sami